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The best Stephen Hawking tributes are from the people who almost killed him
Hawking was apparently a force on the road.
Early on Wednesday, the world found out that famed physicist Stephen Hawking died at the age of 76. Hawking was an inspiration to many people, especially those in science and math fields, and his loss was felt across the internet. On Twitter, many people shared their personal stories of interacting with the physicist—which included several near-misses. Hawking reportedly almost caused several accidents near his home in Cambridge, England.
Sarah Parcak, a professor and Egyptologist, was the first to tweet her story. “I nearly killed him, and he me, 15 years ago, when his wheelchair shot out between two parked cars at Cambridge, and I was on my bike. I swerved at the last moment. 100% his fault. God bless you and RIP,” she wrote.
Stephen Hawking died today. I nearly killed him, and he me, 15 years ago, when his wheelchair shot out between two parked cars at Cambridge, and I was on my bike. I swerved at the last moment. 100% his fault. God bless you and RIP.
— Prof. Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 14, 2018
She followed up with more detail, adding that she was biking carefully:
Umm what happened. FWIW I was coming back from football practice, it was a dead end street w no traffic and tons of parked cars and I was going the right way+ biking carefully. Lest you think I am a maniac 😳
— Sarah Parcak (@indyfromspace) March 14, 2018
Several people replied to Parcak’s tweet with their own stories of nearly crashing into Hawking:
Me too! He must've been having a bad year as I nearly hit him with my car 15 years ago too. I lived opposite him & coming home late one night I screeched to a halt as I came round a corner to find him in the middle of the road with no lights on! #RIPHawking
— Alexis Willett (@punchconsult) March 14, 2018
You weren't the only one. I recall an incident involving a car on Grange Road and the distraught driver wailing "I've just killed the most intelligent man in the world!"
— Ed Round (@EdMRound) March 14, 2018
Yep – I almost got him once reversing my girlfriends car (which I’d not driven before) out of a parking space at the back of Newnham. Lucky I saw him just in time!
— Nathaniel (@CynicalGasDoc) March 14, 2018
2/2 I had to brake quite hard and came to a stop just in front of him. He carried on without so much as looking at me. Perhaps he could have used the much safer zebra crossing close by? RIP Stephen Hawking.
— Andy M (@amell) March 14, 2018
This story doesn’t even involve vehicles: one person almost ran into Hawking and had to actually leap over him.
I nearly took him out running around the corner of Downing and St Andrews St… managed to leap over him and avoid the embarassment of killing the greatest mind alive!
— SimmoLeigh (@simmoleigh) March 14, 2018
Other people on Twitter saw these stories as a fitting tribute to Hawking, who had a great sense of humor.
Dr. Hawking apparently was a roadway menace. https://t.co/F8BoVDxEbz
— doc d'X (@doc_dX) March 14, 2018
read the replies to this and see how many people nearly killed him too hahah the man was reckless https://t.co/1V6DmOWLDD
— harry (@HarryRodger) March 14, 2018
I love that there's a thread of people in Cambridge who nearly killed Steven Hawking: https://t.co/cSQ2XcvTRk
— Oscar Bettison (@OscarBettison) March 14, 2018
“I almost accidentally killed Stephen Hawking” Twitter is the kind of Twitter you never knew you needed https://t.co/Z3sAneh4z9
— Enter The Drago (@IvanDragoUSA) March 14, 2018
This is the thread I've been waiting for. Hawking's cavalier attitude to traffic was legendary, and an inspiration for me. https://t.co/jRzUN36NNM
— Alan Benson (@AlansTweets) March 14, 2018
god bless this tweet https://t.co/DBjVPcv7pX
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) March 14, 2018
This thread with multiple accounts from people who almost ran over Stephen Hawking feels like an appropriate tribute to a brilliant man who was human, like the rest of us. Thanks for the lovely loaner, universe. May he expand the next world as well. #Hawking https://t.co/UYdqt7VLl1
— Lani Diane Rich (@LaniDianeRich) March 14, 2018
Hawking was also known to run over the toes of people he didn’t like with his wheelchair.
Tiffany Kelly is the Unclick editor at Daily Dot. Previously, she worked at Ars Technica and Wired. Her writing has appeared in several other print and online publications, including the Los Angeles Times, Popular Mechanics, and GQ.