Sheep gets revenge on drunk guy who thought she was a bike

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Ewe don’t know who you’re messing with.

Perhaps you, too, have gotten inebriated and considered playing with a farm animal. Maybe you also forced it to walk along underneath you as you staggered around laughing. But even then, you probably quit while you were ahead.

Remember that John Jeremiah Sullivan essay about the war brewing between man and beast, which perplexingly ended with him admitting he made up one of the experts quoted? Well, this video could have spared him the effort.

When will people learn that sheep aren’t the docile, domesticated creatures that conspiracy nuts make them out to be? They’re basically just shaggy goats.

Photo by Tambako The Jaguar/Flickr (CC BY-ND 2.0)

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'