Though the adult Halloween costume industry has managed to sexify, well, pretty much every costume imaginable, we’ve seen relatively few sexed-up Game of Thrones Halloween getups out there. Some characters already dress a bit racy—like some of Daenerys Targaryen’s lighter outfits—but a sexy Night’s Watch brother? That is a bit trickier.
The people at Yandy hear your challenge, and raise you this sexy Jon Snow costume, complete with heavy cloak and a revealing faux leather bodysuit.
They call it the “Sexy Northern Queen” but come on, if that pleather-clad woman hasn’t joined the Night’s Watch, I don’t know what’s real anymore. They also sell “Maiden of the Throne” and “Goddess of War” costumes that look an awful lot like some of the more provocative dresses Dany wore in warmer weather.
We explained in an earlier article how to make your own Night’s Watch cloak from an IKEA rug, but where is the fun in wearing something that could reasonably keep you alive in frigid weather? We’d like to see the brothers of the Night’s Watch try to take their oaths in fishnets.
The costume won’t ship in time for the Game of Thrones season finale this Sunday, but if you decide to pre-order one of these getups for $149.95, it will reach you in time for Halloween.
H/T Perez Hilton