The Internet is already selling sexy ‘Frozen’ Halloween costumes

Let it go. And by it, we mean "your morals."

Mar 1, 2020, 8:31 pm*

Internet Culture

EJ Dickson 

EJ Dickson

One of the most vaunted fall traditions of all time is cheap novelty retailers taking beloved children’s characters and transforming them into slutty monstrosities. This year, that tradition begins anew with sexy Frozen-inspired costumes from Yandy.com, the Internet’s favorite purveyor of $40 non-flame-retardant schmattas.

Here, for instance, is Frozen’s Queen Elsa, looking less like the ethereal and majestic ruler of Arendelle and more like a bit player in a low-budget aquatic-themed porno:

 

And here’s Princess Anna’s costume, which is a little more conservative but no less flammable-looking. (Also, you probably shouldn’t sit down in it unless you want people to “see what you had for breakfast,” as my grandpa would say.)

 

And, worst of all, here’s Olaf the Snowman, which is basically just a white leotard, brown-striped fingerless gloves, and an orange dildo for a nose:

Photos via AV Club

Fortunately, you won’t be able to embarrass the ever-loving crap out of your children and co-workers this Halloween by purchasing one of these costumes: Since the AV Club reported on them, Yandy appears to have taken down the photos and links. But hey, you can always go as Three-Boobed Girl.

H/T AV Club | Photo via Dave Minogue/Flickr (CC BY-SA 2.0)

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*First Published: Sep 27, 2014, 1:00 pm