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Hungry cannibal looking for nonviolent way to eat you

When paramedics bite off more than they can chew


Kris Holt

Internet Culture

Posted on Aug 2, 2013   Updated on Jun 1, 2021, 10:09 am CDT

Paramedics have a tough gig: Long hours, an intense work environment, the pressure of holding someone’s life in your hands. Taking care of hungry cannibals is not usually in the job description, however.

Yes, famished people-eaters are a new hazard on the paramedic beat, if this image from redditor callapygian is to be trusted, at any rate.

Thank heavens the cannibal was “not violent, just hungry.” Maybe he was just hoping for scraps, like a stray dog hanging around a restaurant’s back door.

H/T HyperVocal | Photo via daveynin/Flickr

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*First Published: Aug 2, 2013, 6:46 am CDT