911 caller says neighbor screamed ‘ISIS is great’ during sex

If you hear something, say something.

Feb 29, 2020, 2:11 pm*

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Miles Klee

Nobody wants to shout the wrong name during sex, but if you do, it very rarely becomes a police matter. Not so if it’s the moniker of a jihadi terrorist group you happen to let fly while knocking boots.

CBS reports that cops in Brown Deer, Wisconsin, responded to a call from an 82-year-old woman who alleged that her neighbor did exactly that. Specifically, she claimed to have heard a woman yelling “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” in the throes of passion. Hey, whatever gets you off.

Brown Deer Police Chief Mike Kass seemed to find the whole situation rather amusing, as did many Twitter wags.

https://twitter.com/KentuckyBlacc/status/679123742782550016

https://twitter.com/bigangrylaw/status/679329154421014528

Ultimately, no charges were filed, and police “advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.” By then, of course, it may already be too late—ISIS rarely sticks around to cuddle afterward.

H/T CBS | Photo via melalouise/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Dec 22, 2015, 3:25 pm