Nobody wants to shout the wrong name during sex, but if you do, it very rarely becomes a police matter. Not so if it’s the moniker of a jihadi terrorist group you happen to let fly while knocking boots.
CBS reports that cops in Brown Deer, Wisconsin, responded to a call from an 82-year-old woman who alleged that her neighbor did exactly that. Specifically, she claimed to have heard a woman yelling “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” in the throes of passion. Hey, whatever gets you off.
Brown Deer Police Chief Mike Kass seemed to find the whole situation rather amusing, as did many Twitter wags.
https://twitter.com/browndeerchief/status/679114334287626240
@CBS58 They might have been role-playing as Egyptian gods. Isis is probably *very* good!
— I like butter Vegemite, honey, and cheese on toast (@DannyDangerOz) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 @AdrianChen How dare someone steal my safeword.
— Emily Nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) December 22, 2015
Ah crap she heard me @CBS58
— Chumpy! (@chump_dick) December 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/KentuckyBlacc/status/679123742782550016
These neighbors should scheme the things they'll shout from now on. "We're smoking weed! Living together unmarried!" https://t.co/yOkDnW8DWl
— El Caballote Triste (@NotAnotherSteve) December 22, 2015
@CBS58 pic.twitter.com/FnItnPorZW
— Nikki Star TV✨🤩 (@MissNikkiStar) December 22, 2015
https://twitter.com/bigangrylaw/status/679329154421014528
https://twitter.com/Detroit_Dongs/status/679321621509861381
Ultimately, no charges were filed, and police “advised the woman to call back if she heard the chanting again.” By then, of course, it may already be too late—ISIS rarely sticks around to cuddle afterward.
H/T CBS | Photo via melalouise/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)