You’ll want to make it rain for this pole-dancing dinosaur

Big bang, big bucks.

 

Gabe Bergado

Internet Culture

Published Oct 2, 2015   Updated May 27, 2021, 9:11 pm CDT

There’s nothing like going to the strip club and seeing a dinosaur in heels working the pole. No, I don’t mean an older lady. Literally a dinosaur. It truly is a sight to behold.

In this Facebook video from Brentwood Lee, we can see the infamous T-rex taking a swing at pole dancing—and totally owning it. Jurassic World seems beside the point when you can watch this scaly sassmaster get down to Jason Derulooooo’s “Wiggle.” But watch out: If you’re a shitty tipper you might just end up being dinner.

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Lee writes in the video’s description, “I think you’ll agree, dinosaurs would NOT do well at strip clubs.” No, we’ll have to dispute that. They might have some trouble taking off layers of clothing due to those tiny arms, but the pole mastery really makes up for it. 

Photo by mcdlttx/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Oct 2, 2015, 2:14 pm CDT