dinklage on scooter

Remixed photo via Ninurta-Ningirsu/Reddit

The next best thing to riding a dragon.

We’ve seen Peter Dinklage riding a horse and, god(s) willing, we’ll see him ride a dragon, but will he ever look more badass than he does riding this scooter? 

Reddit doesn’t seem to think so. That’s why they gave Mr. Dinklage his own Photoshop battle, and boy is it a doozy.

Naturally, there are some movie references.

Someone even decided to sneak him into a nerdy dungeons-and-dragons-type show.

And if you’re gonna do that, he might as well show up in that show about zombies.

Someone else decided it was better to put the scooter in its natural environment.

While others figured it was better to get rid of the scooter all together. 

Maybe even take out the Iron Throne in the process.

This cat sure seems to enjoy it.

If that’s not enough for you, check out the original Reddit thread for more hijinks and, perhaps, a glimpse of things to come.

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