Screengrab via Squatty Potty/YouTube

New Squatty Potty ad gives you the unicorn farts you need right now

Squatty Potty does it again, this time with toilet spray.


April Siese

Internet Culture

Published Nov 10, 2016   Updated May 25, 2021, 2:52 pm CDT

Squatty Potty, the innovative shitting device brought on by a unicorn fever dream, has returned with a new weapon in its dump-enhancing arsenal: unicorn gold.

The company released a slick new video with terrifyingly crisp resolution options on Thursday touting its pre-BM toilet spray. Turns out the best way to rid your bathroom of the deathly stench of defecating is to spritz your toilet bowl with scents derived from a unicorn anus.

Unicorn gold comes in five pungent (but in a good way!) scents. It also includes real gold because damn it, you and your shit-producing body are worth it. Pick up a 2 oz. spritzer for $10 or double your dump coverage with a 4 oz. spritzer for just $5 more.

Now, if only they could make a unicorn platinum to mask the utter shittiness of this world. Hop to it, Squatty Potty.

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*First Published: Nov 10, 2016, 6:40 pm CST