More like Pokémon BURN.
One player wasn’t in it for the long haul, though. And when he expressed his unhappiness with hatching a Magikarp, the water-type Pokémon was ready with a clapback—a move we didn’t realize it knew.
Damn, get this guy some Neosporin for this BURN. Alex didn’t even @ Magikarp, but the Pokémon still hunted him down for talking shit.
We hardly need to wait for Gyarados. There’s already a savage on our hands.
This is a cautionary tale for anyone who dares drag Magikarp.
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