Bouncy house cool kid

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This 2-year-old casually bouncing in a bouncy house is the coolest kid in the land

Could he be any more chill?


Josh Katzowitz

Internet Culture

Posted on May 15, 2017   Updated on May 24, 2021, 2:27 pm CDT

When you’re a little kid, it’s almost impossible to contain your excitement in three distinct places: when you enter Disney World for the first time, when you take off in an airplane, and when you get to hop in a bouncy house.

But for the cool little boy in the video below, it’s like he’s made a career of gallivanting in bouncy houses. The little dude has seen it all, whether it comes to bouncy castles or bouncy spaceships or, um, bouncy hamburgers. Give him somewhere to bounce, and the tyke is ready to dominate like no other 2-year-old before him.

Witness the bouncy house master, and pay respect to his suave nature. He wants to show you how it’s done, and he wants to show you that it can be done cooler than you ever thought possible.

Donning a sharp outfit and casually placing his hands in his pockets, this young child bounces despite all the obstacles around him—the camera in his face, the inexperienced kid next to him who can’t keep his balance, and the incessant chitter-chatter from those around him.

He stays in his lane and never stops jumping. But it comes naturally to our hero. It’s because he was born to do this. The trending YouTube clip is headlined, “I will never be as cool as my 2 year old nephew in a bounce house.” In fact, none of us will. He’s a chill bouncy house master, and he’s the coolest little kid in all the land.

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*First Published: May 15, 2017, 9:07 am CDT