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Ok at Gov ball cute bartender from Alabama flirted with me but i didn’t get his #. We had to go. I’ll know who you are if you reach out. JS
— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) September 23, 2016
Fans were supportive. Some even offered to set her up with another Bama boy or go on a date with her themselves.
The mysterious mixologist has yet to come forward. Was he shy? Or did he take his desires to the original web-based missed connection hub, Craigslist? I scoured the Los Angeles listings from Sunday night to the present day and found pretty much what you’d expect.
And yet still no Bama bartender. Almost a week has passed since the Emmys. C’mon, dude. To paraphrase the wisdom of one of Jones’s fans, Roll tide! Get that chick!
A former Weekend Editor at the Daily Dot, April Siese's reporting covers everything from technology and politics to web culture and humor. Her work has been published by Bustle, Uproxx, Death and Taxes, Rolling Stone, the Daily Beast, Thrillist, Atlas Obscura, and others. Siese joined Quartz in December 2016.