You kids and your damn hoverboards! Back in my day, everyone made an ass of themselves on the original Segway. But you millennials just had to take it a step further by removing the handles, didn’t you?
The saving grace for me is that none of you actually possess the coordination to control your ridiculous gyroscopic scooters, which means I get to kick back and watch top-notch fail compilation videos like this.
Have fun walking those injuries off—if you even remember how.
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