9 of the hottest minions you’ve ever seen

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Hotties with the bodies.

We all know minions are hot.

With their dreamy eyes (or eye), skimpy overalls, and thick bodies, there’s really no doubt about it: minions can get it. Any attempt at making them any sexier is just hollow and futile.

And while the stars of the Minions movie are already fine as hell, our Western minion beauty standards really leave us unappreciative of some of the other glamorous beings that are out there. There’s a long list of other lackeys who should be recognized for their sheer minion elegance. So let’s give them the spotlight for once:

1) Putties from Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers

2) Peter Pettigrew from Harry Potter

3) Goombas from Super Mario Bros.

4) Igor from Frankenstein (or Young Frankenstein, where he’s even hotter)

5) Iago from Aladdin

6) Stormtroopers from Star Wars

7) Muffy and Loca from That’s So Raven

8) The Foot Clan from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

9) The Playing Cards in Alice in Wonderland

Sure, minions are supposed to be underlings, but right now, they’re on top. 

Screengrab via Illumination/YouTube

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