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Don’t let the government shutdown stop you from picking up hotties

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If you really want to know if a major political event is really happening, turn off your TV and check Twitter.

The only good part of today’s potential-government-shutdown madness is the hashtag #shutdownpickuplines. People have been tweeting sexy ways to pick up a new boo using topical political humor. Since many employees will be off work, many of these revolve around using that free time… really well. Others are focused on the National Zoo’s panda cam, which would go dark during a shutdown. Let’s face it, that would be a disaster.

If you really want to know if a major political event is really happening, turn off your TV and check Twitter. Or just refresh this site over and over: istheusgovernmentshutdown.com.

1) Sexy Panda Cam

2) Shutdown puns

3) Sad truths

4) Hey girl.

5) Yogi Bear with me

6) How sweet

7) Gross but great

8) Bedtime 

9) Boehner joke +1

10) Check. Mate.

Photo via Tom Lohdan/Flickr

Gaby Dunn

Gaby Dunn

Gaby Dunn is an actress, comedian, and blogger who covered YouTube for the Daily Dot. Since 2016, she’s hosted the podcast ‘Bad with Money,’ and operates a successful YouTube channel. Her writing has appeared in the New York Times, the Boston Globe, Vice, and Salon.