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Boredom and weed are a dangerous mix.
Millennia of human progress have led us to the day when a dude with a vape pen can hotbox a condom wrapped around his head and transmit his inspired tomfoolery to anyone with Internet access. Congratulations, humanity. We did it.
I’d joke about our dude here clearly not needing that marvelously elastic rubber for sex, but this video will have the ladies lining up at his door.
Remember, kids: If you’re going to smoke pot, you really ought to use protection.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'