If you’ve been paying any attention to the Republican presidential primary, you’ll probably agree that recent rallies have essentially turned into comedic roastings, with presidential hopefuls ragging on each other and rarely, if ever, discussing the issues that America is currently facing.
Inevitably, Trump defended his manhood on national television, assuring the nation that there was “no problem” with either his hands or his package.
But for Trump, the damage has already been done.
Wiener’s Circle, a Chicago restaurant known for its hot dogs, hamburgers, cheese fries, and mutual verbal abuse between customers and employees, recently created a new menu item making fun of Trump’s junk.
The “Trump Footlong” is a three-inch Chicago-style hot dog served with mustard, relish, onion, tomato, pickle, peppers, and celery salt. “3 Inches Of The Best Tasting, Most Flavorful Beef You’ve Ever Had. We Guarantee You There’s No Problem. We Guarantee It,” reads a sign in the restaurant.
Don't be a loser! Put a foot in your mouth, trump style! Trump footlongs: 3 inches of premium tubesteak, no problems pic.twitter.com/iYFpup3Ccf— The Wiener's Circle (@TheWienerCircle) March 11, 2016
If three inches won’t fill you up, you can also get the “Trump Package”—which comes with two three-inch Chicago-style hot dogs, fries, and a drink—or the “Trump Super PAC,” which comes with four hot dogs, fries, and a drink.
If anyone is making America great again, it’s Wiener’s Circle.
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