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Malls suck. They’re relics of a bygone era when people could afford to overstuff their closets and actually had the time to loiter. Now, nobody’s got time for the mall. Not even this deer.
The deer found himself stuck inside an American Eagle at a Stillwater, Oklahoma mall on Thursday, to its absolute horror. Either it had just been caught stealing or the reality of the store’s banality began to set it in, because that deer bolted the fuck outta there, busting through a glass window and straight into freedom.
We feel you, deer.
