This deer hates the mall just as much as you do
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This deer hates the mall just as much as you do

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Malls suck. They’re relics of a bygone era when people could afford to overstuff their closets and actually had the time to loiter. Now, nobody’s got time for the mall. Not even this deer.

The deer found himself stuck inside an American Eagle at a Stillwater, Oklahoma mall on Thursday, to its absolute horror. Either it had just been caught stealing or the reality of the store’s banality began to set it in, because that deer bolted the fuck outta there, busting through a glass window and straight into freedom.

We feel you, deer.

April Siese

April Siese

April Siese's reporting covers everything from technology and politics to web culture and humor. Her work can be found in Bustle, Uproxx, Death and Taxes, Rolling Stone, the Daily Beast, Thrillist, Atlas Obscura, and others. She's currently the app writer for Quartz.

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