Young girl has an adorably foul-mouthed response to uncle’s questions

As the saying goes, “Out of the mouths of babes…”

Reddit user jordans_life was spending time with his young niece Harper when she decided to show off her imitation of a longshoreman. He began with the usual Christmas patter, but as soon as she began deploying longshoreman vocabulary, things got a little dicey. When he asked Harper who she liked better, Santa Claus or mommy, he got an answer that took him by surprise. 

Realizing she had gotten a rise out of her audience, Harper then launched into her best Joe Pesci imitation, answering every question by shouting “F**k you!” at the top of her lungs.

As with most kids, Harper’s attention span only lasted so long, so she and her uncle moved on to a game of hide and go seek. Luckily, someone had the foresight to roll video and capture this memory, which will no doubt be played at every family gathering for the next half-century.

H/T Reddit | Photo via Donnie Ray Jones/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

Allen Weiner

Allen Weiner

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