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This kid is heading to Harvard with a mortifying virginity story
It’s one thing to have your parents help you land a date.
It’s one thing to have your parents help you land a date. It’s an entirely different, and completely creepy, thing to have them surreptitiously orchestrate an entire summer of love with the sole purpose of getting their kid laid.
A mother from Philadelphia has turned to Craigslist in a desperate attempt to get her 18-year-old Harvard-bound son a “sugar baby” to attend a concert, pick up her son, and have sex with him, many times, in exchange for a car.
The mother made the post Tuesday. Check it out the post in its entirety below.
Photo via gabrielgm/Flickr
Fernando Alfonso III served as an early Reddit and 4chan reporter and the Daily Dot’s first art director until 2016. He’s gone on to report at Lexington’s Herald-Leader and at the Houston Chronicle.