This kid is heading to Harvard with a mortifying virginity story

It’s one thing to have your parents help you land a date. It’s an entirely different, and completely creepy, thing to have them surreptitiously orchestrate an entire summer of love with the sole purpose of getting their kid laid.

A mother from Philadelphia has turned to Craigslist in a desperate attempt to get her 18-year-old Harvard-bound son a “sugar baby” to attend a concert, pick up her son, and have sex with him, many times, in exchange for a car.

The mother made the post Tuesday. Check it out the post in its entirety below.


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Fernando Alfonso III

Fernando Alfonso III

Fernando Alfonso III served as an early Reddit and 4chan reporter and the Daily Dot’s first art director until 2016. He’s gone on to report at Lexington’s Herald-Leader and at the Houston Chronicle.