Cool crab steals a lit cigar, refuses to give it back

The list of things I am “all about” is pretty short: Basically, it begins and ends with this awesome crab who stole some dude’s cigar.

Props to these people for trying to reason with the crafty crustacean rather than dump it in a pot of boiling water, but it would have been pretty awkward explaining to firefighters how their house burned down in an arson perpetrated by a vengeful sea creature.

What’s this crab even celebrating, anyway? Having a whole bunch of legs? Yeah, OK, that’s legit.

Photo via Rushen/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'