If you’re going to impress the internet with a cat photo these days, you’re really going to have to bring the thunder. You could, for instance, have two cats, make sure they’re identical, then wait for them to fight and capture the perfect throat-punch-moment.
Obviously, if you’re going for the throat, there’s going to be some Darth Vader references.
And every fight needs a Mortal Kombat version, although how they missed calling it a “Furtality,” we’ll never know.
Or maybe just a good old fashion boxing match.
Or even some WWE.
That kitty’s left hook looks so vicious, it might even be able to take out one of the all-time greats.
Of course, some people would rather see another cat getting punched in the throat.
Metalheads might find it reminiscent of a certain classic Pantera album.
Of course, there’s no reason it has to be a fight. In the fanciful world of Photoshop, it could just be a sergeant helping a new recruit overcome his fear.
Or even a doctor checking up on a patient.
By the way, don’t worry too much about the cat taking a paw to the throat. Apparently, the two are sparring partners, but they seem to get along fairly well when they aren’t in training.