It is well known now that—sort of the antithesis of all dogs being good dogs—all tweets are bad tweets.
But aside from the occasional “look at this shit” quote-tweet, most bad tweets do not get the roasting they truly deserve.
Until now.
A new Twitter bot (and Twitter robot) is printing out bad tweets and literally lighting them on fire. Literally.
.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet. pic.twitter.com/X5WL9dMIGK
— Burned Your Tweet (@burnedyourtweet) March 29, 2017
That is satisfying.
Want to watch some more?
.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet. pic.twitter.com/Adn0qHUrKX
— Burned Your Tweet (@burnedyourtweet) March 28, 2017
.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet. pic.twitter.com/vZxpetYsiY
— Burned Your Tweet (@burnedyourtweet) March 28, 2017
.@RealDonaldTrump I burned your tweet. pic.twitter.com/XESBxMncNv
— Burned Your Tweet (@burnedyourtweet) March 28, 2017
You may notice a certain liberal bias with this bot—even the robots are Democrats (this is actually sort of true)—and that is correct. Right now, the bot is only printing out Donald Trump’s tweets and setting them on fire.
Which is fair—they are bad. But honestly, we really need a couple hundred million of these, basically one for each Twitter user, so we can just burn every single tweet the moment it is published.
That would be best.