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Published Feb 13, 2013   Updated Jun 2, 2021, 1:09 am CDT

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The following are all registered Gmail addresses, according to the site’s signup page.

  • MyExIsAnIdiot
  • MyExIsAMoron
  • MyExIsGay
  • IFuckDogs
  • IEatBabies
  • IAteYourBaby
  • DingoAteTheBaby
  • BabyAteTheDingo
  • YouGaveMeHerpes
  • YouGaveMeTheClap
  • YouGaveMeVD
  • YouRippedMyAsshole
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  • YouBrokeMyHeart
  • ImHavingYourBaby
  • TakeMeBack
  • PleaseTakeMeBack
  • IBegForgiveness
  • IFuckedYourWife
  • ImFuckingYourWife
  • YouStoleMyDog
  • ImNotStalkingYou
  • IJustWantToTalk
  • TenInchDick
  • ElevenInchDick
  • OneInchDick
  • GirthMatters
  • ISmokeDrugs
  • ILoveMeth
  • ISellMeth
  • BuyMyDrugs
  • ILoveAllMyCats
  • IHateYouMom
  • IDontNeedFriends
  • IDontNeedLove
  • NoOneLovesMe
  • FuckMeInTheEar
  • FuckMeInSpace
  • FuckMeInYourParentsBed
  • FuckMeInARacecarBed
  • MyMomSucks
  • MyMomHatesMe
  • IHateMyParents
  • CuttingIsMyLife
  • JohnSucks
  • AmySucks
  • [Pretty much every common name]Sucks
  • IShartRainbows

By Nick Douglas; concept by Erik Gavriluk

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*First Published: Feb 13, 2013, 9:00 am CST