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How the Baseball Crank became a weird symbol of the GOP #NeverTrump meltdown

The Baseball Crank is taking over Twitter.


Jay Hathaway

Internet Culture

Posted on May 4, 2016   Updated on May 26, 2021, 8:25 pm CDT

What is this image of a baseball with humanoid features, seemingly either crying out in agony or experiencing an intense orgasm as it breathes its dying breath? Why is it so gross? Why is it all over Twitter? What, my friends, is up with the Baseball Crank?


The meme sprung forth from the community around Chapo Trap House, the very funny podcast hosted by Felix BiedermanWill Menaker, and Matt Christman. The three are well-known personalities in the Venn diagram between Weird Twitter and Left Twitter, and they seized upon Baseball Crank’s frozen rage-face as political iconography.

Christman explained his fascination with the Baseball Crank on this week’s episode of Chapo

“The baseball crank avatar … it’s just, the anguished rictus of the Republican anti-Trump people,” he said. “Whenever I see anybody bitching and moaning on the right about Trump’s ascendancy, I just imagine their face taking on that horrified Boschian nightmare agony of the Baseball Crank.

Podhoretz? He’s the Baseball Crank. Ben Shapiro? Baseball Crank.”

The real Baseball Crank, from whence the avatar came, is one Dan McLaughlin, who describes himself on Twitter as “Conservative Politics, Baseball, Law, Pop Culture. Lawyer, Mets fan, Editor at This is not my day job.”

His timeline reveals the exact caricature the Chapo guys are describing: an outraged, #NeverTrump conservative who feels shocked and betrayed by the Donald’s utter domination of his party’s primary elections. He has perhaps not reached the final stage of GOP Trump grief: acceptance. 

For example, here is the Baseball Crank’s pinned tweet: 

The podcast episode delves into his background a little more, but that should be enough context to get the joke. 

So look, this is what people are doing with the Baseball Crank’s ghastly baseball face. 

They’re inserting it into Goya’s “Saturn Devouring His Son”: 

They’re putting it on the avatar from another very bad Twitter account, the Tweet of God:

They’re putting it on Breitbart tech editor and Gamergate figurehead Milo Yiannopoulos: 

And, holy crap, they’re putting it on the two Lakers boys from the best GIF of all time:

Sure, combining it with another good meme is fine, too:

The nightmarish proliferation of Baseball Crank goes on, and on, and on:

And now that Trump has clinched the GOP nomination, Baseball Crank’s yowling countenance has never been more relevant. Enjoy the schadenfreude. 

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*First Published: May 4, 2016, 2:46 pm CDT