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After World Cup defeat, England turns to Twitter with world-class defeatist humor
For only the second time since 1950, England lost back-to-back games at a World Cup Thursday.
England’s hopes of surviving Group D in the World Cup are mathematically alive.
But for only the second time since 1950, England lost back-to-back games at a World Cup Thursday. The Three Lions matched a dastardly Luis Suárez goal in the 75th minute when Wayne Rooney flicked in a gorgeous cross from Gary Johnson. England dominated possession (62 percent) and would finish with more shots on goal.
But just 10 minutes after the equalizer, Suárez struck again to give Uruguay a pivotal three points.
England’s fading chances of advancing to the knockout rounds depend on Friday’s Italy and Costa Rica game. If they’re still alive heading into game 3 on Tuesday, England must then pour on the firepower against Costa Rica, win, and hope for a goal differential miracle.
— Seth Vertelney (@svertgoalcom) June 19, 2014
What’s much more likely, unfortunately, is that England’s World Cup dreams have been rudely awakened like someone with a hungry cat nipping at their feet well before the alarm clock. Credit the English, at least, for handling defeat with deft expertise and self-loathing wit, and then finding ways to break this fragile national truce by leveling insults at players from rival Premier League clubs.
This must be what it’s like to support spurs. #ENG
— Feverpitch (@feverpitch) June 19, 2014
Or just plain leveling bile at the talent assembled for the floundering national team.
This #ENG team wouldn’t even finish top-4 in the Premier League.
— Rashad (@TalkofFutbol) June 19, 2014
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) June 19, 2014
— FootballTransferNews (@FTransferNews) June 19, 2014
And reminding everyone that, hey, things aren’t so bad—our beloved Premier League is just around the corner.
COUNTDOWN: Just 58 days left until the Premier League is back. #ENG
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) June 19, 2014
There were instant memes that stung like cleats to an ankle.
— Erin Ruberry (@erinruberry) June 19, 2014
— 101 Great Goals (@102greatgoals) June 19, 2014
And because it’s the English, defeatist humor was world-class.
“England had morale and stamina in full measure; skill only a modicum; and of luck, none at all” The Times on 1958 group stage exit #ENG
— Steve Tongue (@stevetongue) June 19, 2014
— Damien Cross (@DC_F1) June 19, 2014
— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) June 19, 2014
— The Football Jester (@FootballJester) June 19, 2014
— MailOnline Sport (@MailSport) June 19, 2014
Maybe England would have done better had they received their full allocation of owls.
— Guy Walters (@guywalters) June 19, 2014
ah yes Wimbledon next where English players will be more successful at getting the ball in the net. #ENG
— Polemic Paine (@PolemicTMM) June 19, 2014
England will have a new captain next week. The pilot on board the British Airways flight back to Heathrow. #ENG
— Emile Heskey (@Not_EmileHeskey) June 19, 2014
While not particularly witty, rest assured that Daily Dot contributor Ned Donovan was staunchly sad. His heart filled with sour grapes.
So I don’t have to care about football for another four years.
— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) June 19, 2014
And of course, non-English haters chimed in too.
Why exactly do English people like soccer so much if they’re so bad at it?
— Dan Solomon (@dansolomon) June 19, 2014
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) June 19, 2014
But look, a few days ago England wanted Wayne Rooney’s foot deep fried and served with chips. His lack of big moments on the world stage made him a popular scapegoat.
At least it wasn’t his fault.
Photo via robinrimbaud/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)
Ramon Ramirez is the news director, and formerly the Dot's entertainment editor and evening editor. His work has appeared in the Washington Post, Grantland, Washington City Paper, Austin American-Statesman, and Austin Monitor.