- New Loch Ness monster video may just confirm giant eel theory Wednesday 8:04 PM
- Instagram to restrict posts promoting diet culture and plastic surgery Wednesday 6:58 PM
- Apple wants to trademark ‘Slofie,’ its term for slow-motion selfies Wednesday 5:51 PM
- Fortnite leak reveals a Batman crossover event may be happening Wednesday 5:32 PM
- The explosion at a bull semen factory generated a lot of obvious jokes Wednesday 4:33 PM
- Jessica Jaymes, adult film star, dead at 43 Wednesday 4:18 PM
- How to stream Falcons vs. Colts in Week 3 Wednesday 4:05 PM
- Beto O’Rourke says he opposes police use of facial recognition tech Wednesday 4:01 PM
- Lawsuit alleges woman was kidnapped by Lyft driver and gang-raped Wednesday 3:19 PM
- Facebook and Ray-Ban want to replace smartphones with smart glasses Wednesday 3:13 PM
- Sirfetch’d is the gallant new Pokémon winning everyone’s heart Wednesday 3:09 PM
- Danielle Cohn’s dad says she’s not really 15 years old Wednesday 2:14 PM
- Chilling ad by Sandy Hook Promise features kids using school supplies during a shooting Wednesday 1:50 PM
- Don’t fall victim to this Venmo texting scam Wednesday 1:18 PM
- Here’s what’s coming and going on Netflix in October 2019 Wednesday 12:55 PM
This post contains no major spoilers for Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
Unlike the halcyon days of the original Harry Potter books, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child is receiving a decidedly conflicted response from fans. The stage play may have inspired positive reviews, but a lot of people downright hated reading the script.
The good news is, you can just ignore everything that happened in the new book.
Obviously, this was always an option. Plenty of fans already decided that the only true canon is contained within the pages of the seven core books, and everything else is optional. However, there’s one particular detail that makes it easier to separate The Cursed Child from the other books: Draco Malfoy’s hair.
In the epilogue of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Draco is going bald. But in The Cursed Child, which (mostly) takes place three years later, he looks like this:
Costumes and staging can change from production to production, but there actually are references to Draco’s hair in the text. At one point Ron talks about his ponytail, and smoothes over a disagreement by complimenting Draco’s hair.
Sure, you can have a ponytail and be going bald at the same time, but it’s not an especially dignified look, and Draco is all about dignity. So, for desperate fans who want to separate The Cursed Child from the previous seven books, I have a suggestion. You can choose to believe there are two continuities in Harry Potter canon: The original universe where Draco is going bald, and the Cursed Child timeline where Draco has a full head of hair.
After all, The Cursed Child is all about time travel and changing the course of history. Depending on your opinions of time travel continuity, The Cursed Child already took place in a different timeline anyway.
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw is a staff writer at the Daily Dot, covering geek culture and fandom. Specializing in sci-fi movies and superheroes, she also appears as a film and TV critic on BBC radio. Elsewhere, she co-hosts the pop culture podcast Overinvested. Follow her on Twitter: @Hello_Tailor