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There’s a George R.R. Martin doll that quotes ‘Game of Thrones’

'Winds of Winter' not included.


Aja Romano

Internet Culture

Posted on Feb 23, 2015   Updated on May 29, 2021, 11:39 am CDT

It’s Monday and still February and still totally ridiculous outside, but on the bright side, this George R. R. Martin plushie exists:

The toy comes to us courtesy of plushie-maker Factory Entertainment, which also specializes in things like direwolf stuffed animals and house sigil throw pillows. Here’s House Targaryen:

According to Nerd Approved, which spotted the new toy version of GRRM at last week’s New York Toy Fair, the talking doll features 10 tracks pre-recorded by the man himself. One of these is “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.” 

If you can just picture that grim phrase coming out of this jocular stuffed mouth, then it’s likely you’re already one of the survivors.

H/T ONTD | Photo via Nerd Approved

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*First Published: Feb 23, 2015, 1:27 pm CST