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There’s a George R.R. Martin doll that quotes ‘Game of Thrones’

‘Winds of Winter’ not included.

It’s Monday and still February and still totally ridiculous outside, but on the bright side, this George R. R. Martin plushie exists:

The toy comes to us courtesy of plushie-maker Factory Entertainment, which also specializes in things like direwolf stuffed animals and house sigil throw pillows. Here’s House Targaryen:

According to Nerd Approved, which spotted the new toy version of GRRM at last week’s New York Toy Fair, the talking doll features 10 tracks pre-recorded by the man himself. One of these is “When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.” 

If you can just picture that grim phrase coming out of this jocular stuffed mouth, then it’s likely you’re already one of the survivors.

H/T ONTD | Photo via Nerd Approved

Aja Romano

Aja Romano

Aja Romano is a geek culture reporter and fandom expert. Their reporting at the Daily Dot covered everything from Harry Potter and anime to Tumblr and Gamergate. Romano joined Vox as a staff reporter in 2016.