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No cops at Pride? No problem.

For Pride 2018, the LGBTQ community wants to take the annual celebration back to its radical roots. Be gone, corporate sponsorship and obnoxiously drunk cisgender, straight people. Bye-bye, overwhelming, oppressive police presence.

Instead, the LGBTQ community would like to have Danny DeVito at Pride, and Danny DeVito alone.

Yes, DeVito made an appearance at Los Angeles’ Pride celebration this weekend with several of his It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia costars. And it’s clear, the people couldn’t get enough of the man and his “trollfoot gay pride.”

https://twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/1005229089584603137

It isn’t just DeVito that the LGBTQ community is enlisting to protect and serve during Pride celebrations—tens of celebrities and pop culture references are getting the “no cops/police at Pride” meme treatment. It’s fairly straightforward: Just propose any person to staff security at Pride other than cops—style points, however, go to the most creative of “weaponry.” Aside from the occasional “Carly Rae Jepsen sword,” we aren’t talking deadly weapons. Just ridiculous ones.

Take Hilary Duff with that incredibly heavy barrel that she’s capable of holding above her head.

https://twitter.com/ByJasonEbeyer/status/1004553192099794946

Of course, you couldn’t count Duff in without the Queen Jepsen herself and aforementioned sword.

Or Andrew Garfield and… his Tony Award for lead actor in Angels in America.

How about Anne Hathaway and this very small knife?

Or comedian John Mulaney and a money clip he can throw at would-be muggers while he runs the other way, a bit he performs in his latest Netflix standup special.

Or K-pop group Loona and their weapons.

https://twitter.com/bodyofmyown/status/1005544543884840961

“No more cops at Pride,” despite its superb memeability, is more than just a wishful slogan cheering on the likes of our favorite oddly armed celebrities. The “slogan” itself is tied to the roots of LGBTQ liberation and demands that, paying homage to Pride’s history, law enforcement has no place at Pride celebrations, no matter how well-meaning or allied these entities might be. The Stonewall Riots of 1969 were direct physical conflicts with police attempting to raid New York’s Stonewall Inn, leading to protests against the oppression of gay, queer, and transgender people.

In this context, suggesting that modern Pride celebrations prohibit law enforcement participation isn’t a joke, but a thoughtful critique of how police have previously oppressed and committed violence against LGBTQ people. Conflated with recent and prevalent abusive police behavior against people of color, the proposed exclusion of police has real-world implications for how Pride attendees move through the celebration and experience LGBTQ liberation themselves.

As them. points out, last year an officer attacked a trans woman at a Pride celebration, while Phoenix Pride attendees shut down the celebration in protest of police presence, and Toronto police were banned from celebrating in uniform. On Sunday, police arrested a young trans woman at Philadelphia Pride, stopping her from attempting to set fire to a flag showing support for law enforcement. Not only was she booked using her dead name, but law enforcement transferred her to a maximum security men’s prison, an extremely harmful environment for trans women, showing just how little police respected her gender identity while she was in custody and jailed. After more than a day in custody, she was released on bail.

Though the meme is historically rooted, it’s not immune to criticism by people who feel that not having police at Pride equates to harmful behavior and dangerous situations enacted by attendees.

Which, for the purposes of the internet, creates the perfectly made case for Pride to be protected by the likes of, say, Laura Dern and her “pew pew” blaster.

Or Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett with their Oceans 8 bubble guns.

And, of course, superheroes such as Bucky Barnes and Thor are prime for Pride defense.

Watch out, law enforcement. You’re no match for protecting patrons of this year’s Pride against drag queen Katya Zamolodchikova and her scooter.

https://twitter.com/DailyKatya/status/1005950401328435200

H/T them.

Samantha Grasso

Samantha Grasso

Samantha Grasso is an IRL staff writer for the Daily Dot with a reporting emphasis on immigration. Her work has appeared on Los Angeles Magazine, Death And Taxes, Revelist, Texts From Last Night, Austin Monthly, and she has previously contributed to Texas Monthly.