Finally, some trick-or-treating tips for grownups

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Mr. Forthright thinks you're never too old to score all the candy.

As we get older, we ditch going door-to-door in our neighborhoods for candy and other treats and start heading to house parties or the bar on Halloween... at least until we have our own children to follow while they trick-or-treat.

But, as Mr. Forthright points out, "Just because you're old doesn't mean you don't deserve free candy from strangers!"

This age-defying gentleman has been dishing out impractical advice on his YouTube channel for a year now, and when it comes to winning the sweets jackpot, he’s got a bag of tricks for grownups on Halloween.

Luckily, younger adults and children are stupid (according to Mr. Forthright), so fooling them with lucrative schemes and tripling back to a house for more fun-size candy is as easy as promising a kid two Oh Henry's for every Snickers bar.

So when your Halloween candy goes missing this year, you now have a better idea of where to start looking.

H/T Laughing Squid | Photo via MR. FORTHRIGHT/YouTube

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