Porn and reality face off in the kitchen

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You'll never look at papaya the same way again.

Everyone knows that porn sex and real-life sex are worlds apart. But in a new YouTube video featuring everyday foods, that fact is made even more apparent.

In a clip uploaded to the video sharing platform on Monday, New York-based media production company KorhaberBrown employs statistics, fruits, vegetables, and other kitchen items to not-so-subtly explain how sexual intercourse between two paid professionals is an exaggerated version of the copulation you and your significant other partake in. In real life, the cucumbers are shorter, the cork comes off the Champagne bottle much quicker, and there's a lot less whipped cream being splashed on the pancakes.

The video is educational and hilarious, and it will probably forever change the way you look at a papaya.

H/T Laughing Squid | Photo via KB Creative Lab/YouTube

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