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Horny panda demolishes own sex record—but with a different partner

And he did it all without Tinder.

Miles Klee

Internet Culture

Posted on Apr 6, 2015 Updated on May 29, 2021, 3:31 am CDT

One day after Lu Lu, a giant panda who lives at the Sichuan Giant Panda Research Center in China, broke the record for panda sex duration with female partner Zhen Zhen, he more than doubled his time in coitus—but with another panda. He’s not a player, he just crush a lot.

This time, Lu Lu—or “Enduring Brother,” as he’s now known—went at it with zoomate Xi Mei for all of 18 minutes and three seconds. (His previous performance lasted seven minutes and 45 seconds, very respectable by human standards and actually unheard of for his species.)

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Can nothing halt Lu Lu’s hedonistic fuck rampage? Is he about to discover some straight-up Tantric techniques? Really cannot wait till he stars on a paternity-test episode of Maury.

Photo via Jeff Kubina/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)

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*First Published: Apr 6, 2015, 8:10 pm CDT

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'

Horny panda demolishes own sex record—but with a different partner

And he did it all without Tinder.

Miles Klee

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