Great lines from Wikipedia, volume 6

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Criminals kill a diabetic FBI agent by force-feeding him a lollipop.

— List of films featuring diabetes

The title of the episode is the same as the film of the same name.

— List of Recess Episodes

His favourite cinematic dragons are Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty and Vermithrax Pejorative from Dragonslayer.

— The Hobbit (film series)

In 1998, he appeared in Steven Spielberg’s Saving Private Ryan as the colonel who insists that Private Ryan be saved.

— Bryan Cranston

This song is usually sung by children trying to annoy an adult present at the time, more often than not during long trips or in a public area (the beach, the park, etc.).

— The Song That Never Ends: The Song That Gets on Everybody’s Nerves

He also made a guest appearance at Charles Chaplain School 24# in New Jersey.

— Kel Mitchell

Additionally, the absurdity of saying “cheese” for no apparent reason can incite glee in some people.

— Say cheese (via Citation Needed)

A sadist, she enjoys torturing her enemies between her thighs.

— GoldenEye

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