Donald Trump's secret weapon in the GOP race

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It's monstrous.

This article contains extremely graphic content and is NSFW.

Eli Valley

Eli Valley

Eli Valley

Eli Valley

Eli Valley is a writer and artist whose work has been published in The Nation, The Daily Beast, Gawker, The Forward, and elsewhere. He is currently finishing his first novel.  His website is www.elivalley.com and he tweets as @elivalley.
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This portrait of Donald Trump made from 500 d**k pics belongs in a museum
This article contains explicit material and is NSFW. Maybe you’re one of those people who doesn’t go in for the horse-race side of presidential politics. Maybe you don’t really care for the finer points of graphic design. And maybe, finally, the sight of a dick pic leaves you cold.
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