Dildo Drone is the future of hands-free masturbation

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Screen grab via dildoeverything/YouTube (CC-BY)

Just watch out for the propellers.

People have attached a lot of stuff to drones—flamethrowers, weed, children—so why not a dildo? 

Michael Krivicka, creator of the Dildo Selfie Stick, is back with his latest, and perhaps greatest, invention: the Dildo Drone.

Krivicka took some time off from creating dildo-related technology to answer some questions for Daily Dot. Here's what he had to say:

Dildo Drone is your second dildo-related video. What's the fascination?

I hope this isn't a real fascination, or I'm just in denial. Putting sex/nudity together with a tech/gadget is a surprising context. The first viral video that I have ever created was called "Nude It." It was a demo for a fictitious iPhone app that lets the user see people naked. Till today I am getting requests for this app. They come mainly from middle eastern countries. 

Dildos are fun and all, but don't most women like a little vibration as well? Why not a vibrator drone?

Good question! I think there is something more humorous about the word "dildo," and it is a term casually used for vibrators as well (I Googled this!). If I give this concept more thought, then I think the vibrations of the drone (caused by the spinning propellers) should add to the sensation of the attached dildo.

Do you find that people ever expect these products to be real? Do you ever get, like, disappointed emails?

Yes. All the time, actually. When I made the Dildo Selfie Stick, I received numerous requests/proposals to mass produce it. Those were mainly sex shops in different countries as well as individuals interested in getting one for Christmas. I just posted the Dildo Drone on YouTube, so it's too early to tell, but I wouldn't be surprised to get requests here as well.

Where do you find the actresses for your videos?

Many of my friends are actors. The girl in the Dildo Drone video is Jenni Ruiza, who is fucking hilarious as well as super talented. She added a lot to the character.

Do you feel like you've exhausted the possibilities for things to attach to dildos to, or is this just the tip of the iceberg?

I'm just getting started. I labeled the YouTube channel "Dildo Everything" for a reason. There are more fun dildo-themed videos to come. The possibilities are endless. I am getting the vibe that you are into this type of stuff, so hit subscribe!

Are you involved in any non-dildo related projects?

Yes, I have a day job in marketing where I create non-dildo related projects. Although, now that I think off it, some of them could use a little dildo action as well.

In the video you mention that eating a burger, or drinking a beer, are things you can now do while masturbating, thanks to the dildo drone. Any other suggestions?

Reading assembly instructions for that new Ikea furniture you just got. I think any activity gets amped up while the dildo drone goes at it.

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