Posted on Mar 9, 2015 Updated on May 29, 2021, 8:41 am CDT
A lunch date isn’t an invitation to suck face any more than a Tinder match is justification to start sending dick pics, but America’s woollier inhabitants aren’t quite up to speed on these social mores. Still, this buffalo at the Olympic Game Farm in Sequim, Wash., should know better.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'