Twitter humor is predictable. Even the weirdest crap can get formulaic—glitchy text nonsense, sexts, variations on "me irl" that link to shiba inu pictures (sorry)—so you gotta love it when someone steps in and reinvents the wheel. 

Patton Oswalt, what are you doing?

No, really. 

This is some kind of joke, right?

Oh, good. It is! Here's what the tweets look like in context:

Looks like a it worked on a few people:

And it's still going! 

And then, without missing a step, he quit:

Well done, Oswalt, but now we're gonna see these two-parters everywhere. 

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