Listen up, Twitter. We have a problem.

Today is National Candy Corn Day. Great, right? Everyone loves candy corn. It's just triangular candy. No one on social media should argue about candy. Candy could never lead to murder. Right?

WRONG.

Candy corn might be killing people.

Literally.

This man is sick.

This person could get crushed. Mountains are huge!

This guy tried to squeeze his hand into a soda can, likely severing it clean off.

This is not a joke.

This person values candy corn above everything in her life.

Candy corn turns your blood into sucrose.

Candy corn is literally Hitler.

On Twitter, blood is practically boiling.

Maybe it's because of what candy corn does to you.

But there's an even bigger threat lurking in grocery stores: If candy corn won't kill you, pumpkin spice will.

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