@MrBikferd, Twitter's weirdest longform emoji storyteller, reveals all
If a Venn diagram could map Weird Twitter and Dad Twitter, Patrick Mortensen, a.k.a. @MrBikferd, would be in the intersection.
Scientists have created a computer chip that works like the human brain
“The impossible has now become possible.”
This brave New Yorker is trying to save the egg sandwich
Saving breakfast one sandwich instruction leaflet at a time.
YouBeMom: The anything-goes parenting cult that's basically 4chan for mothers
“Do couples really swing still?” “It’s alive and well in our burb.”