If a Venn diagram could map Weird Twitter and Dad Twitter, Patrick Mortensen, a.k.a. @MrBikferd, would be in the intersection.
That should pay for a lot of listicles.
“The impossible has now become possible.”
Saving breakfast one sandwich instruction leaflet at a time.
“Do couples really swing still?” “It’s alive and well in our burb.”
Elton John should be so proud.