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Sam Smith proves he has no idea how Twitter works
Has nobody told the singer that he has a timeline?
It’s a good thing he can sing, because Sam Smith would make a terrible social media manager: The British R&B star tweeted last night that he didn’t feel well enough to stick around and greet fans after a concert—then posted four hours later from a karaoke bar.
Oh, well. It’s not like he ended his night out on the town by trying to reinforce the impression that he was, in fact, a bit under the weather. Wait, what? He did? OK, I give up.
All these posts are still standing, perhaps because Smith is sleeping one off, but the response from his devotees was mostly lighthearted and sympathetic, if occasionally disapproving.
@samsmithworld you said you wanted to sleep hahahaha
— sam is king (@w0wsamsmith) October 8, 2014
@samsmithworld thought you couldn’t sign autographs because you needed sleep. now you’re out in the middle of the night?
— Mathias Miles (@mathiasmiles) October 8, 2014
@samsmithworld please rest sammy:(
— noemikz (@noeyikz) October 8, 2014
@samsmithworld bit of a contradiction 👀
— Molly (@mynamemolly_) October 8, 2014
@samsmithworld what happened to not feeling 100% lmao ok
— ! maz (@louvetowers) October 8, 2014
His real faux pas, of course, was not cutting back on the kisses while he was supposedly sick.
Goodnight all. Nashville, I love you. Thank you xxxx
— SAM SMITH (@samsmithworld) October 8, 2014
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'