It involves Taylor Swift and Drake, who, according to Twitter and Page Six, are dating. The latter reported that Swift was spotted at Drake’s 30th birthday party on Sunday, and that the “only person he spent more time with other than his mom was Taylor,” according to a source. He introduced Swift to his mom, which seems on-brand.
Before Swift’s first and only show of 2016, last weekend in Austin, Texas, a couple of Drake songs played over the P.A., but that could just be a coincidence. Swift also performed “This Is What You Came For,” the song she wrote under a pseudonym with Calvin Harris, who then gave it to Rihanna to sing. Drake and Rihanna were recently rumored to be dating; they got their own countdown clock and are bonded by their Spotify streams.
The only thing we can do in times like these is scroll through the sea of takes and pledges to log off the internet forever.
DRAKE: [looking out rainy window] taylor my love, perahaps its called "dating" because it makes us older— jonny sun (@jonnysun) October 28, 2016
i hope drake and taylor swift aren't really dating because their couple name 'taybrey swaham' is already the name of my very white baby— demi adejuyigbe (@electrolemon) October 28, 2016
Drake & Taylor Swift ? pic.twitter.com/wPjKlp8l75— mojo (@alexsgmn) October 28, 2016
Would like to use this "Taylor Swift and Drake are trending" moment to remind y'all of the time Rihanna nursed a tiny monkey. ICONIC. SLAY. pic.twitter.com/ooyid5s6rk— Ξvan Ross Katz (@evanrosskatz) October 28, 2016