Food is good. It’s nourishing, sustaining, and downright delectable. In a world rife with myriad daily horrors, why would you try to make food—perhaps our one last saving grace—worse?
Reader, I do not know.
But after a disturbing toaster strudel picture went mega-viral, now the teens are turning Pop-Tarts into downright abominations.
It started in Iowa, where a student at Iowa State University put a slice of American cheese in between two store brand Pop-Tarts and rode it into online infamy.
What really sent the tweet into the stratosphere though was a RT by the Iowa State campus police.
You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ— Iowa State University Police Department (@ISUPD) November 13, 2017
Now, the joke construction is a meme.
You ain’t from Oklahoma if you don’t dip your Pop Tart in Ranch Dressing 🤷🏼♀️ pic.twitter.com/yLLuPM4Gyp— ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕪 𝕋𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 (@cjt12371) November 16, 2017
It’s spread to other flat foods.
You ain’t from Ottawa if you don’t put ketchup on your waffles 😍🤤🤷♀️😋 pic.twitter.com/tZvjq0Lceq— Bruce (@kovacbruce) November 21, 2017
And other big brand names.
Of course, you can’t strike viral gold twice. Unless you catch the eye of the brand behind it all. Which the ranch-dipped Pop-Tart did.
This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017
It’s not quite Iowa State-police-tweet good, but it did it one better: It killed this trend.
Although, you know what? I take this back. This one is good.
I would try that once.