This photo combines all three!
— President Trump (@POTUS) February 17, 2017
Posted to the @POTUS Twitter account Thursday, this photo was reportedly snapped just after Trump signed House Joint Resolution 38, which blocks the “Stream Protection Rule” that was finalized in December. To celebrate, the president and surrounding onlookers tossed up an array of thumbs-ups of questionable quality.
Twitter, of course, has turned it into a caption contest.
— Gary A Williams (@GaryAWilliams) February 17, 2017
Person taking the picture:
"Alright! Now give a thumbs up if you love your privilege!!" pic.twitter.com/ku6qrIpVZz
— Alec Ploof (@AlecPloof) February 17, 2017
"Smile if u hate the working class, thumbs up for white supremacy" pic.twitter.com/n6aj37MXpz
— Bae Guevara (@Kaimandante) February 17, 2017
The suggestions range from on-the-nose current-events commentary to abundantly morbid, wildly speculative, and of course, NSFW.
Thumbs up if you have a safe filled with polaroids of your daughter showering! pic.twitter.com/HE3dkfw2Up
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 17, 2017
who's got two thumbs and has never found the clit? pic.twitter.com/5HSsUIoyEs
— Alison Stevenson (@JustAboutGlad) February 17, 2017
"Thumbs up if you'd slaughter your children for political gain." pic.twitter.com/P0sJqI517W
— Be Best Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) February 17, 2017
Casting call for new Dick Tracy villain Donny Two Thumbs pic.twitter.com/pF7Z56VbPl
— Tim Strube ✂️🎞 (@timmyjoe) February 17, 2017
who's got two thumbs and doesn't know what the fuck they're doing? These guys!
— Trump Troller (@TrumpTrolling17) February 17, 2017
If you’re able to look past the thumbs and the overwhelming whiteness, however, a few more Easter eggs are buried in the shot. Look at the left hand of the man standing to the left of the guy in the orange tie. Is he trying to reach out and touch the president? Did he forget how to make a thumbs up with both hands at once? The world may never know.
pence's brown shoes with black suit are only the 5th worst thing about that pic
— AJ LENAR 🇺🇸 (@AJASONLENAR) February 17, 2017
Rule of thumb: If a dick can be added to a photo, a dick will be added to the photo.