Guy who tweeted about killing roommate confesses to killing roommate

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‘Follow your roommate on Twitter.’

A too-strange-to-be-true-but-actually-true story began circulating on Twitter on Monday.

We’ve all had those moments where we thought a roommate might just break our sanity. So many wondered if the tweet was a joke.

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But as it turns out, it’s very real.

Here’s the original tweet.

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And the news report.

For those of you worried about your own roommates’ murderous tendencies, here’s what we know about the confessed killer.

He hates those Arthur memes.

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Loves guns.

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He really loves guns.

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He also blames abortions for the most “deaths” in the country. That’s right, SJWs have got it all backwards.

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It also appears he was unlucky in love

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Like, not lucky at all.

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It’s hard to say why.

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But we have a hunch it might be because he talked about picking up women like he’s picking up a copy of the new Frank Ocean album?

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Alas, beneath all the hate, he seems to also be human. I mean, he really loves Frank Ocean.

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And, as he put it, people tweet some dumb shit.

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Well, we can’t argue with that.

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