From Snoop Loops to 2 Grainz, you’ll wish these products were actually available for part of a balanced breakfast.
Rappers & Cereal is exactly what it sounds like: Photoshopped images that pair hip-hop’s greatest—and Macklemore—with some of the most popular breakfast brands found at your local grocery store.
Despite the site being more than a year old—it was launched in April 2012—the creator behind this single-serving Tumblr has only posted a few doctored images, uploading these bizarre and brilliant collections about as often as Dr. Dre releases albums.
In order to encourage the mastermind behind “Rappers & Cereal” to up his or her Photoshop game, we’ve compiled our 10 favorite amalgamations and added our nomination for the likely product jingle or a fun fact about the brand.
You know I munch ’em, chomp ’em, gnaw ’em, eat ’em.
Your waiter taking too long with your damn croissants? Pour yourself a bowl of Kanye Chex. We hear this is a top seller among Hampton spouses.
Despite being discontinued since 1996, Corn Pacs is still one of the top selling cereals on the aisles.
Much like Wu-Tang, this cereal is for the children.
What in the world is in that bowl, whatchu got in that bowl?
Snoop Loops is the snack that they gave me.
We got big spoons, been graduated from knives.
Anything less than the best is a felony.
Three 6 Mafia
Sippin’ on some sizzurp, sip, sippin’ on some, sip.
Charms don’t kill your vibe.
Photos via Rappers & Cereal/Tumblr
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