Screengrab via mmschocolate/Instagram

People will never stop wanting to f**k the green M&M

Who is she?

Feb 28, 2020, 11:56 pm*

Internet Culture

 

Brianna Holt

I remember being in elementary and middle school and my peers having crushes on cartoon characters. Kim Possible, Penny Proud, and LaCienega Boulevardez were some of the most talked about by all the guys. You could blame it on being a kid and having a vivid imagination, but adults actually have crushes on cartoon characters too.

https://twitter.com/AH64EVII/status/774818724834451456

https://twitter.com/phanarchist/status/412805285451800577

In particular, the green M&M. Many tweets populating the internet refer to the green M&M as a modern-day sex symbol. Yes, people actually, constantly talk about wanting to fuck a chocolate candy.

https://twitter.com/KillEveryGamer/status/774084524711882753

https://twitter.com/Wiifab/status/773053692757020672

https://twitter.com/colin_bot/status/774547503278501888

https://twitter.com/qlgingerblade/status/752788631991914496

https://twitter.com/MlSOGYNY/status/631321786534113281

https://twitter.com/danidothedishes/status/774348188979298304

The green M&M has it all. Not only is she one of the only two women in the group, but her high-heel boots, thick eyelashes, and big eyes mimic that of modern beauty standards. She appears to be younger and more flirtatious than Ms. Brown, the other female M&M, whose eyes are hidden by glasses and who always appears to be bored.

Would you smash either, though? If so, you’re certainly not alone. 


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*First Published: Sep 15, 2016, 9:00 am