I remember being in elementary and middle school and my peers having crushes on cartoon characters. Kim Possible, Penny Proud, and LaCienega Boulevardez were some of the most talked about by all the guys. You could blame it on being a kid and having a vivid imagination, but adults actually have crushes on cartoon characters too.
https://twitter.com/AH64EVII/status/774818724834451456
https://twitter.com/phanarchist/status/412805285451800577
I’m never going on Facebook again. Why does Mars’ marketing team want people to do sex to the green M&M? pic.twitter.com/BzZ53JtoKk
— Hau Chu (@hauchu) June 30, 2013
In particular, the green M&M. Many tweets populating the internet refer to the green M&M as a modern-day sex symbol. Yes, people actually, constantly talk about wanting to fuck a chocolate candy.
The green M&M is a modern day sex symbol
— AIDS (@Aidan_Danaher) August 28, 2016
Does the green M&M have a sex tape yet?
— Henry Gammill (@HenryGammill) August 22, 2016
I want to have as much sex appeal as the green m&m
— kales (@kayleyash) March 20, 2016
Y'all niggas know you'd fuck the green m&m come on now https://t.co/W72aMEWXlj
— 不帰 (@retardsama) September 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/KillEveryGamer/status/774084524711882753
https://twitter.com/Wiifab/status/773053692757020672
https://twitter.com/colin_bot/status/774547503278501888
[Early 1990s, the M&M boardroom, an ad executive unveils the Green M&M character]
— Eric J. Nagurney (@enagurney) August 7, 2016
people will wanna have sex with this candy the end
Kicked out of the m&m's store for having the sex with all the green ones.
— Starz (@Alanstarzinski) June 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/qlgingerblade/status/752788631991914496
the green m&m is hot as fuck and knows it and is also a super educated feminist who will embarrass you if you even try to talk down to her
— kuzco (@kingratbaby) August 10, 2016
why is the green m&m so hot
— sentient bog (@heyginaaa) September 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/MlSOGYNY/status/631321786534113281
https://twitter.com/danidothedishes/status/774348188979298304
The green M&M has it all. Not only is she one of the only two women in the group, but her high-heel boots, thick eyelashes, and big eyes mimic that of modern beauty standards. She appears to be younger and more flirtatious than Ms. Brown, the other female M&M, whose eyes are hidden by glasses and who always appears to be bored.
if i did have sex with the brown m&m id have to just stick to oral :)
— unlimited citrusworks (@bunpronouns) September 6, 2016
The brown M&M is a girl M&M, but she has glasses so she's not a sex one.
— Big Ian (@itsbigian) September 23, 2015
I wonder what its like for the brown female M&M to have sex.
— shon rambally (@Islandboy228) January 4, 2013
Would you smash either, though? If so, you’re certainly not alone.
i'd fuck the green m&m but only to get to the ~ara ara~ brown m&m pic.twitter.com/FFh7ZTOB75
— coffeestrong (@caffeine_clout) September 9, 2016