For the love of god, can we please stop giving knives to animals? First it’s a crab, now it’s a monkey. You people just won’t be happy until someone puts an eye out, will you?
Apparently this Brazilian monkey walked into a bar, downed a glass of rum while no one was looking (or, more likely, everyone was looking and no one wanted to confess to getting a monkey liquored up), grabbed a knife, and chased all the men out of the bar. The women he left alone.
Then he went outside, climbed on the roof, and had fun stabbing that for a while.
Eventually, the fire department came, captured the little guy, and released him back into the wild. He probably won’t be gone for long, though. It’s like that old saying: “Once a drunk stabbin’ monkey, always a drunk stabbin’ monkey.”
H/T Death and Taxes | Photo via superbatfish/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)