This grandma can’t figure out how lesbian love works

This article contains explicit material that may be NSFW.

Spend 90 years on this planet and you’re bound to learn a thing or two about homosexual love. Just kidding! Here’s a woman who can’t even begin to comprehend her granddaughter’s healthy lesbian relationship.

Yes, you’ll scarcely know whether to laugh or cry at this grandma’s baffled comments about same-sex marriage, pregnancy, second base, what god would make of all this, and—perhaps most importantly—who kisses whose “hole.”    

Don’t know about you, but I’m feeling pretty educated.

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Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'