Fiat 500 Twitter is the new lit Twitter subgroup that everyone’s roasting

Twitter is full of strange terms that describe groups of people who use the service. Remember bare minimum Twitter and chapstick and mascara Twitter? Now there’s a subgroup called Fiat 500 Twitter. Similar to bare minimum and chapstick and mascara, Fiat 500 Twitter appears to identify (right now, mainly entitled British) women who always tweet about certain topics, such as tanning and eating Chinese takeout. And the tweets, which are extraordinarily mundane, garner thousands of likes and retweets.

Over the last week, as the term took off, many people tweeted descriptions of Fiat 500 Twitter.

https://twitter.com/megzily/status/947262383633960960

https://twitter.com/lucymarshll/status/948714664615141376

https://twitter.com/rebecca_morrisx/status/946765145526734848

Fiat 500 girls love tweeting everything their boyfriend does, "last night he switched the TV on and it came on, love him haha" stfu ffs

— S4IF (@S4IFF) October 21, 2017

Fiat 500 Twitter is tweeting the phrases:
“haha cba x”
“I’m a princess💅🏼”
“need a holiday”
“feel so drained😩”
“need my hair and nails donee”
“I’m a psycho girlfriend😋”
“in a mood don’t make me laugh🙄” “really fancy a chinese😭”
“I need nuggets”
“Need a tan”
unironically

— gem ☁️ (@Gemstokes) January 1, 2018

Fiat 500 twitter
"Don't you just pure love chrimbo, the films, food, hot choc and pjs ahhh 🎄🎄😍 wish i was one of them girls who doesn't put weight on as im a pure fat cow right now🐷 crazy seeing who i started year with and who im ending with 🙅no time for snakes in 2018 🐍😒"

— isaac (@isaacmalin) December 29, 2017

Me:
Fiat 500 Twitter: omg can’t wait for New Years😍💗 Gna get absolutely smashed🥂 leaving the fake friends behind, no time for snakes💅🏻 I’ve eaten so much over Christmas I look like a pig in a blanket🙈 someone get me nuggets pls x

— soph🍉 (@sophsdayoff) December 31, 2017

In case you were wondering, women who are a part of Fiat 500 Twitter do drive the tiny cars. (They also apparently like Michael Kors handbags.)

fiat 500 twitter starter pack: pic.twitter.com/B3U3uUmdFV

— louis (@loueechant) December 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/antoinemaja/status/946365031532449792

Marking a woman as a member of Fiat 500 Twitter is essentially saying she’s basic, materialistic, and prone to drama. People who drive a Fiat 500 are now worried about being associated with the Twitter moniker.

https://twitter.com/erynchurchx/status/948614359848226816

https://twitter.com/ellenco98/status/948964127925592066

I think i need to sell my fiat 500 yikes https://t.co/m1w60O1cnO

— ❋ ✿ Taylar ✿ ❋ (@taylarwong) December 31, 2017

If you’re still with us, there’s another term that people are calling the male equivalent of Fiat 500 Twitter: Dark Fruits Twitter. These men drink Strongbow Dark Fruit Cider and idolize Liam Gallagher of Oasis. They are, it seems, the fuckbois of the UK.

This is dark fruits twitter https://t.co/2UkqAoWoIC

— MORGAN (@morgancrawf) December 30, 2017

https://twitter.com/oscar_hou/status/948958190162661376

Combined, Dark Fruits and Fiat 500 Twitter form a “coalition.” The people in this group, according to Twitter, criticize anyone with a slightly alternative look or style. They also use the words goth and feminist as insults.

Girl with a slightly unconventional look: I'm-
Dark fruits × Fiat 500 coalition: HAHA WIT A GOTH HAHA 😂🍋 MON THE *insert shite band here* HAHA THIS FEMINAZI FREAK *insert ableist or sexist slur here* LISTENS TO FUCKIN SLIP KNOT HAHA as you were LG x

— Hannah はな 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇯🇵🐬🐧🚅 (@hannah_0012kf) January 2, 2018

fiat 500 and strongbow dark fruits twitter’s fave insults =

vegan
goth
feminist

— micky (@lunchtongue) January 3, 2018

https://twitter.com/orangetwinfield/status/948282091732652037

Fiat 500 culture is thinking that a goth is someone who has a septum piercing, an unconventional hair colour, and takes bathroom selfies with one foot on the sink

— Luc (@ellkay_) January 3, 2018

This week, Twitter was full of Fiat 500 and Dark Fruits jokes.

https://twitter.com/sarahlostctrl/status/947863853009965057

https://twitter.com/danjnich/status/948334179300921344

Of course, if you’re outside the U.K., you’re probably confused by all references to the subgroups.

lmao imagine how confused people from any country but the UK are by the fiat 500 twitter and strongbow dark fruits twitter jokes

— jess (@jibjebjob) January 5, 2018

So what’s the American version of Fiat 500 and Dark Fruits Twitter? Is it bare minimum Twitter, or something else? We’ll let the internet decide that one.

H/T BuzzFeed