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What happened when I posted a Craigslist Missed Connection for a dog

Seeking true woof.

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Published Aug 27, 2016   Updated May 26, 2021, 4:03 am CDT

Since its launch in 1995, Craigslist has benevolently served the diverse needs of the people. Whether you’re seeking romance or a broke shopper, the online community bulletin board has something for you.

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Inspired by the myriad successes of decades of posters before me, I decided to dip my toe into the murky Craigslist waters to find the one thing I sought most: a really cute dog I saw while I was out walking in my neighborhood.

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It was a Bernese Mountain Dog, and it was far away enough that even some strategic speedwalking couldn’t get me close enough to pet it. At this moment, I was a person in need (of some sorely missed quality pup time), and there were hundreds of places on the internet I knew I could go for assistance. I narrowed my options down to just one.

After navigating to Craigslist’s “Personals” section and working my way through the airtight “Missed Connections” security by confirming with a click of a button that I am in fact over 18 and aware that personals may include adult content, I threw caution to the wind and published an ad for the fluffy canine who had innocently crossed my path and simultaneously won my heart.

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Within hours I received several responses, but, much to my dismay, not a single reply was from the dog in question. See, this may come as quite a shock, but it turns out that the internet users who peruse the Craigslist personal ads do not actually read any of the content.

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There were those amorous responders who sought only to put themselves out there.

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A few simply wanted to give their two cents.

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And others were skeptical of my approach.

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Though I admittedly received some very kind invitations and generous offers, I never came across the one I was really hoping for.

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Alas, I learned the hard way that for every shining Craigslist victory, there is at least one bitter disappointment. I suppose I’ll stick to using the site for furniture sales and not-at-all-suspicious in-home modeling jobs.

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All that aside, if anyone happens to see a fluffy Bernese Mountain Dog in the northeast Lincoln Park area of Chicago, please let me know.

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*First Published: Aug 27, 2016, 10:00 am CDT